2009 Cortaca Jug

[Jonny Utah]

I am hoping for just one Cortaca where I dont have to listen to either the "State School" or "IC Sh*t" chant.

No pun intended, but I don't think its going to happen. 

Knock on wood.

[sjfcards]

I am hoping for just one Cortaca where I dont have to listen to either the "State School" or "IC Sh*t" chant.

Without those chants it almost isn't Cortaca. I would love to get through one Cortaca without some random college kid throwing up in my bushes out front.

[cstate19]

I am hoping for just one Cortaca where I dont have to listen to either the "State School" or "IC Sh*t" chant.

Without those chants it almost isn't Cortaca. I would love to get through one Cortaca without some random college kid throwing up in my bushes out front.

Ha.

[cstate19]

Where are men in homo-erotic hats?

[maxpower]

Where are men in homo-erotic hats?

[maxpower]

Saterday IC has a chance to win three straight Cortacas for the first time since '95....

Cortland hasn't won three in a row since '68.

[JQV]

These are bad things?

Ha.  +k.

No pun intended.

[Yanks 99]

Quoting IC's average margin of victory since 2004 is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic...

Dude this does not make any sense.

Trying to graduate cum laude from Cortland, now THAT'S rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Also: Ithaca has beaten Cortland by a sh!tload the past two years. Since after neither of those years did either roster have a complete overhaul, it is relevant to this year.

When a poll asking if anyone on the Cortland campus knew what "cum laude" meant, over 99% of the response was what they did with some girl they picked up at the Dark Horse the previous weekend...

No pun intended...

Cortland really is a lousy place (no pun intended).

I agree...I have said it before, and I will say it again...the whole city reaks of stale beer, sex, and shame...

These are bad things?

Have you ever been covered in "shame" for a few days?  If you went to Cortland, I am guessing yes.  Plus, I have a daughter, and it scares me to death that she might end up there someday...

[PBR...]

Quoting IC's average margin of victory since 2004 is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic...

Dude this does not make any sense.

Trying to graduate cum laude from Cortland, now THAT'S rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Also: Ithaca has beaten Cortland by a sh!tload the past two years. Since after neither of those years did either roster have a complete overhaul, it is relevant to this year.

When a poll asking if anyone on the Cortland campus knew what "cum laude" meant, over 99% of the response was what they did with some girl they picked up at the Dark Horse the previous weekend...

No pun intended...

+k yanks that made pbr LOL...well done

[JQV]

Plus, I have a daughter, and it scares me to death that she might end up there someday...

I wouldn't worry.  My daughter is only 1 and already smart enough to get into Cortland.  I am confident she will surpass their academic offerings by her second birthday.

[Yanks 99]

Plus, I have a daughter, and it scares me to death that she might end up there someday...

I wouldn't worry.  My daughter is only 1 and already smart enough to get into Cortland.  I am confident she will surpass their academic offerings by her second birthday.

Hahaha...mine is only 2.5 months old...and since she can pick up and hold her head up all on her own, and automatically cries when her diaper is wet, I am pretty sure that she could pull at least a 2.5 - 3.0 GPA at Cortland.

+k...

[theoriginalupstate]

Plus, I have a daughter, and it scares me to death that she might end up there someday...

I wouldn't worry.  My daughter is only 1 and already smart enough to get into Cortland.  I am confident she will surpass their academic offerings by her second birthday.

Hahaha...mine is only 2.5 months old...and since she can pick up and hold her head up all on her own, and automatically cries when her diaper is wet, I am pretty sure that she could pull at least a 2.5 - 3.0 GPA at Cortland.

+k...

Mine is 4 and has completed half of the degree requirements from SUNY Cortland...

[Yanks 99]

Plus, I have a daughter, and it scares me to death that she might end up there someday...

I wouldn't worry.  My daughter is only 1 and already smart enough to get into Cortland.  I am confident she will surpass their academic offerings by her second birthday.

Hahaha...mine is only 2.5 months old...and since she can pick up and hold her head up all on her own, and automatically cries when her diaper is wet, I am pretty sure that she could pull at least a 2.5 - 3.0 GPA at Cortland.

+k...

Mine is 4 and has completed half of the degree requirements from SUNY Cortland...

At 6, she could probably be a prosfessor...

[JQV]

Mine is 4 and has completed half of the degree requirements from SUNY Cortland...

Cortland Gen Ed Requirements:

1) Stand on two feet.

2) Keep knuckles off ground while walking.

3) Breathe using orifice other than mouth.

4) Wait for food to be both dead and cooked before consumption.

[JQV]

Is this the slowest Cortaca week ever?  Sometimes I feel bad for CState19.  He has to carry the water all by himself.  Every year someone like RF shows up and every year that person's head explodes by Thursday...