2009 Cortaca Jug

Started by Pat Coleman, November 08, 2009, 02:08:48 AM

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How high do you have to be able to count to get a degree from Cortland?

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3 (20%)
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2 (13.3%)
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2 (13.3%)
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1 (6.7%)
0, Grastorf will fumble every time.
7 (46.7%)

Total Members Voted: 15

JQV

Quote from: Yanks 99 on November 10, 2009, 11:12:25 AMHow the hell did he find out that I love Bette Midler???

Maybe he saw you in the audience at Rochelle Rochelle the musical.

Yanks 99

Quote from: JQV on November 10, 2009, 11:14:53 AM
Quote from: Yanks 99 on November 10, 2009, 11:12:25 AMHow the hell did he find out that I love Bette Midler???

Maybe he saw you in the audience at Rochelle Rochelle the musical.

Tough to miss...I was in the front row openly weeping...kind of like Cortland grads in the unemployment line...

ZING!!!
Hartwick College 2007 Empire 8 Champions

bomber3

Anyone else find it strange there is only ONE cortland poster and about FIFTEEN for ithaca?  No computers allowed during gym class!

JQV

Two or three Cortland alums have been furiously writing on their computer monitors with a marker for hours and cannot figure out why no one is responding to their "posts."

Jonny Utah

Quote from: RedDragonFan on November 10, 2009, 10:57:32 AM
Be happy to spar with you over the use of the english language anytime you like JQV but let 20 people read the post and 18 will get it.  Another sharp pencil out of IC.  Based on the photo and the fact that you are an IC alumni it's distinctly possible that you are in fact Annie Sullivan...at least on the weekends.

Wait a second though.  As silly as this whole thing is, why would you use the phrase "no pun intended", when you didn't use a pun?  It's not that people won't get it, but it's kind of like writing a post and then just throwing a big word in at the end to appear smart or something.  Its a bunch of buncombe if you ask me.


JQV

What do you call one IC alum surrounded by 30 Cortland alums?



Principal

JQV

What do you call one IC alum surrouned by 2,000 Cortland alums?


Warden.

RedDragonFan

Quote from: JQV on November 10, 2009, 11:28:34 AM
What do you call one IC alum surrouned by 2,000 Cortland alums?


Warden.

Love those fill in the blank jokes don't you? 

RedDragonFan

Quote from: Jonny Utah on November 10, 2009, 11:27:13 AM
Quote from: RedDragonFan on November 10, 2009, 10:57:32 AM
Be happy to spar with you over the use of the english language anytime you like JQV but let 20 people read the post and 18 will get it.  Another sharp pencil out of IC.  Based on the photo and the fact that you are an IC alumni it's distinctly possible that you are in fact Annie Sullivan...at least on the weekends.

Wait a second though.  As silly as this whole thing is, why would you use the phrase "no pun intended", when you didn't use a pun?  It's not that people won't get it, but it's kind of like writing a post and then just throwing a big word in at the end to appear smart or something.  Its a bunch of buncombe if you ask me.



Ok...let me slow it down for you...you might end up at Ithaca...if I need to go more than you wasted four years and a lot of cash.

RedDragonFan

Quote from: bomber3 on November 10, 2009, 11:17:37 AM
Anyone else find it strange there is only ONE cortland poster and about FIFTEEN for ithaca?  No computers allowed during gym class!

And yet another retread from some joke site.  Might as well go back and read the Cortaca 2008 board.  Ok, if we want to stick to the classics, was the most difficult part of being accepted to Ithaca having to tell your parents you are gay?

Yanks 99

Quote from: RedDragonFan on November 10, 2009, 11:41:25 AM
Quote from: bomber3 on November 10, 2009, 11:17:37 AM
Anyone else find it strange there is only ONE cortland poster and about FIFTEEN for ithaca?  No computers allowed during gym class!

And yet another retread from some joke site.  Might as well go back and read the Cortaca 2008 board.  Ok, if we want to stick to the classics, was the most difficult part of being accepted to Ithaca having to tell your parents you are gay?

Or that the most difficult part of graduating from Cortland is telling your parents you are moving back in with them...
Hartwick College 2007 Empire 8 Champions

bomber3

Quote from: RedDragonFan on November 10, 2009, 11:41:25 AM
Quote from: bomber3 on November 10, 2009, 11:17:37 AM
Anyone else find it strange there is only ONE cortland poster and about FIFTEEN for ithaca?  No computers allowed during gym class!

And yet another retread from some joke site.  Might as well go back and read the Cortaca 2008 board.  Ok, if we want to stick to the classics, was the most difficult part of being accepted to Ithaca having to tell your parents you are gay?

Enlighten me how making an observation that there are literally about ten bomber posters and one cortland poster could have been from a joke site? You're playing into the cortland stereotype with your nonsensical comments (that means they don't make sense).

JQV

Quote from: Yanks 99 on November 10, 2009, 11:47:29 AMOr that the most difficult part of graduating from Cortland is telling your parents you are moving back in with them...

Beat me to it.

+k.


RedDragonFan

Quote from: bomber3 on November 10, 2009, 11:49:43 AM
Quote from: RedDragonFan on November 10, 2009, 11:41:25 AM
Quote from: bomber3 on November 10, 2009, 11:17:37 AM
Anyone else find it strange there is only ONE cortland poster and about FIFTEEN for ithaca?  No computers allowed during gym class!

And yet another retread from some joke site.  Might as well go back and read the Cortaca 2008 board.  Ok, if we want to stick to the classics, was the most difficult part of being accepted to Ithaca having to tell your parents you are gay?

Enlighten me how making an observation that there are literally about ten bomber posters and one cortland poster could have been from a joke site? You're playing into the cortland stereotype with your nonsensical comments (that means they don't make sense).

Wow you are dumb as a friggin stump aren't you. No computers allowed in gym class...there's the retread. 

RedDragonFan

Quote from: JQV on November 10, 2009, 11:51:29 AM
Quote from: Yanks 99 on November 10, 2009, 11:47:29 AMOr that the most difficult part of graduating from Cortland is telling your parents you are moving back in with them...

Beat me to it.

+k.



You two remain very cute after all these years. +k