2009 Cortaca Jug

[RedDragonFan]

But we're not outside those campuses, and it's a good think we shat the bed against Curry, because you would have had the embarrassment of losing TWO to IC...

I see no logic in this comment although your writing skills are outstanding as you don't see many people using the phrase "shat the bed" but if that somehow "floats your boat", "butters your biscuit" or wait, almost forgot your IC stock, "Tickles your pickle", knock yourself out.  That aside, would have loved to have seen Cortaca II but not our fault you couldn't pull it off.  And yes we did enjoy going that deep into the playoffs even if it were the first time particularly in a year that IC crapped out when it counted.

Why would you have wanted to see Cortaca II? Wouldn't you have rather seen Alliance instead of our fans celebrating at your expense, again?

Actually we did see Alliance last year and we love  the opportunity to square off with IC anytime, anywhere and the playoffs would have made for a great game.  The more important question though is why no clever quips in you last post?  Guess you "shat the bed" in the first round of your posts here and last year in the playoffs as well.  Well done.

I wasn't the one who made the "shat the bed" comments. Sorry if talking to more than one person is too much for you to handle.

No need to apologize unless you'd like to go back and read the post again directed at Maxpower who did make the "shat the bed" comment.  Guess what...despite what the family says, the world is not revolving around Bomber798891.

[Bombers798891]

But we're not outside those campuses, and it's a good think we shat the bed against Curry, because you would have had the embarrassment of losing TWO to IC...

I see no logic in this comment although your writing skills are outstanding as you don't see many people using the phrase "shat the bed" but if that somehow "floats your boat", "butters your biscuit" or wait, almost forgot your IC stock, "Tickles your pickle", knock yourself out.  That aside, would have loved to have seen Cortaca II but not our fault you couldn't pull it off.  And yes we did enjoy going that deep into the playoffs even if it were the first time particularly in a year that IC crapped out when it counted.

Why would you have wanted to see Cortaca II? Wouldn't you have rather seen Alliance instead of our fans celebrating at your expense, again?

Actually we did see Alliance last year and we love  the opportunity to square off with IC anytime, anywhere and the playoffs would have made for a great game.  The more important question though is why no clever quips in you last post?  Guess you "shat the bed" in the first round of your posts here and last year in the playoffs as well.  Well done.

I wasn't the one who made the "shat the bed" comments. Sorry if talking to more than one person is too much for you to handle.

No need to apologize unless you'd like to go back and read the post again directed at Maxpower who did make the "shat the bed" comment.  Guess what...despite what the family says, the world is not revolving around Bomber798891.

If it was directed at Max, why was my post the last one quoted? Why didn't you provide a transition from talking about my post "Actually we did see Alliance" and his "Guess you "shat the bed"?

Put down the kickball and enroll in a writing course.

[RedDragonFan]

Uh oh...Mongo mad.  Mongo mad = Another kickball reference.  Fast thinker aren't you.

Sorry for not adhering to the extremely rigid posting rules on the D3 boards by not properly transitioning my statements.  Take it easy Mongo and I will be sure to have my posts properly formatted for you to process. 

[Jonny Utah]

Uh oh...Mongo mad.  Mongo mad = Another kickball reference.  Fast thinker aren't you.

Sorry for not adhering to the extremely rigid posting rules on the D3 boards by not properly transitioning my statements.  Take it easy Mongo and I will be sure to have my posts properly formatted for you to process. 

RedDragonFan you are trying too hard to write like you actually graduated from a real college.  We all know your tricks:


<sub>RedDragonFan from 2001-2009 thinking of how to put his thoughts into words so he could post something funny during Cortaca week.


RedDragonFan in 2009 with Mommies help!</sub>

[Yanks 99]

Uh oh...Mongo mad.  Mongo mad = Another kickball reference.  Fast thinker aren't you.

Sorry for not adhering to the extremely rigid posting rules on the D3 boards by not properly transitioning my statements.  Take it easy Mongo and I will be sure to have my posts properly formatted for you to process. 

RedDragonFan you are trying too hard to write like you actually graduated from a real college.  We all know your tricks:


<sub>RedDragonFan from 2001-2009 thinking of how to put his thoughts into words so he could post something funny during Cortaca week.


RedDragonFan in 2009 with Mommies help!</sub>

That cannot be part of the Cortland curriculum...I don't see the standard issue Crayola Crayon 64-Pack on the table...

[bomber3]

Cortaca #6 for me but somehow never made it to the parents/alumni lot - how early does it fill up? What time do the stands start filling up?..........my mind fails me 

[JQV]

RedDragonFan you are trying too hard to write like you actually graduated from a real college.  We all know your tricks:


<sub>RedDragonFan from 2001-2009 thinking of how to put his thoughts into words so he could post something funny during Cortaca week.


RedDragonFan in 2009 with Mommies help!</sub>

All of RDF's IC jokes were scribbled in the margins of his college textbooks. Unfortunately, he cannot refer to them because they were destroyed in a cave dorm fire.  The real tragedy, however, is that three of the books weren't even colored in yet.

[RedDragonFan]

Uh oh...Mongo mad.  Mongo mad = Another kickball reference.  Fast thinker aren't you.

Sorry for not adhering to the extremely rigid posting rules on the D3 boards by not properly transitioning my statements.  Take it easy Mongo and I will be sure to have my posts properly formatted for you to process. 

RedDragonFan you are trying too hard to write like you actually graduated from a real college.  We all know your tricks:


<sub>RedDragonFan from 2001-2009 thinking of how to put his thoughts into words so he could post something funny during Cortaca week.


RedDragonFan in 2009 with Mommies help!</sub>

That cannot be part of the Cortland curriculum...I don't see the standard issue Crayola Crayon 64-Pack on the table...

Congratulations boys.  You've managed to post two comments even older and lamer than the previous kickball commentary.  Was hoping for something more inspiring from two Ithaca boys being such a shall we say "creative" school. 

Based on the photo below of Yanks and Johnny U. many years ago, their families knew it was a foregone conclusion early on that they would end up (no pun intended) at Ithaca College.

[RedDragonFan]

RedDragonFan you are trying too hard to write like you actually graduated from a real college.  We all know your tricks:


<sub>RedDragonFan from 2001-2009 thinking of how to put his thoughts into words so he could post something funny during Cortaca week.


RedDragonFan in 2009 with Mommies help!</sub>

All of RDF's IC jokes were scribbled in the margins of his college textbooks. Unfortunately, he cannot refer to them because they were destroyed in a cave dorm fire.  The real tragedy, however, is that three of the books weren't even colored in yet.

Ironic that as I type that I await the impending cave man reference, JQV can't resist to go lame too and throw in the cave reference and tack on the coloring book add-on.  Nice job...almost time to get creative boys or this will get boring fast.

[JQV]

Based on the photo below of Yanks and Johnny U. many years ago, their families knew it was a foregone conclusion early on that they would end up (no pun intended) at Ithaca College.

You have to actually make a pun to use the phrase "no pun intended."  I'd try to explain what a pun is in terms you can understand but, frankly, I am not Annie Sullivan.

[RedDragonFan]

Be happy to spar with you over the use of the english language anytime you like JQV but let 20 people read the post and 18 will get it.  Another sharp pencil out of IC.  Based on the photo and the fact that you are an IC alumni it's distinctly possible that you are in fact Annie Sullivan...at least on the weekends.

[Yanks 99]

Be happy to spar with you over the use of the english language anytime you like JQV but let 20 people read the post and 18 will get it.  Another sharp pencil out of IC.  Based on the photo and the fact that you are an IC alumni it's distinctly possible that you are in fact Annie Sullivan...at least on the weekends.

Or it could simply be that sometimes the truth is actually funnier then anything that could be exaggerated.  In other news, Cortland fell just below South Harmom Institute of Technology in the latest Princeton Review college rankings.

[RedDragonFan]

Be happy to spar with you over the use of the english language anytime you like JQV but let 20 people read the post and 18 will get it.  Another sharp pencil out of IC.  Based on the photo and the fact that you are an IC alumni it's distinctly possible that you are in fact Annie Sullivan...at least on the weekends.

Or it could simply be that sometimes the truth is actually funnier then anything that could be exaggerated.

Excellent point.  The truth is funnier.  Now go back to listening to Broadway show tunes and in the end, I'd much rather have a crayon in my hand than my roommate. 

[JQV]

Excellent point.  The truth is funnier.  Now go back to listening to Broadway show tunes and in the end, I'd much rather have a crayon in my hand than my roommate. 

Odd comparison.  I suppose Cortland is the only place where you can have the type of life experience to compare those two ocurrences.

[Yanks 99]

Excellent point.  The truth is funnier.  Now go back to listening to Broadway show tunes and in the end, I'd much rather have a crayon in my hand than my roommate. 

Odd comparison.  I suppose Cortland is the only place where you can have the type of life experience to compare those two ocurrences.

How the hell did he find out that I love Bette Midler???