2009 Cortaca Jug

[SJFF82]

Wow.  I am gone for a little bit and 5 pages are put up.   The jokes have been pretty lame with both sets of fans striking out.  The old jokes with inserted school names are awful and I have seen them from both sides on here.

As far as football goes I have absolutely no clue what to expect.  I have gone to every game since 2003 when I was a freshman and each year, my expectations were clear, but I have no clue what to expect.  The Cortland-Brockport threw me for a complete loss and Ithaca is up and down.   This might be nice to just walk into the gate at Butterfield and enjoy what unfolds.

Things to consider:

- Does Cortland have a prayer of a Pool C if they win?  I say no.

- Why do IC fans use "caveman" references when making fun of Dragon fans when they chant the ever intelligent "OooGa BooGa" after each TD?

What!!!  "He had me at hello" was brilliant!!!

No prayer for the Pool C even with a win.  No clue on the "Oooga Booga" chant yet they make caveman comments and lastly, Yanks, not sure I go brilliant but "He had me at hello" I thought was funny as hell. +k

yeh +k from me too...you get anymore k from guys who have none to give you will certainly remain at -15. 

[JQV]

Are we really talking about the Wildcat, opening up the playbook, and Pool C bids on the Cortaca Board?

Has IC's total domination of the last two jug games (and three of the last five) really beaten C-State's expectations so low that they are relying on the Wildcat?

Here's a football question: How is C-State going to stay within 23.3 points of IC (IC's average margin of victory since 2004)?

[cstate19]

Are we really talking about the Wildcat, opening up the playbook, and Pool C bids on the Cortaca Board?

Has IC's total domination of the last two jug games (and three of the last five) really beaten C-State's expectations so low that they are relying on the Wildcat?

Here's a football question: How is C-State going to stay within 23.3 points of IC (IC's average margin of victory since 2004)?

Grastorf pooping the bed like hes done before in big games?

[maxpower]

Are we really talking about the Wildcat, opening up the playbook, and Pool C bids on the Cortaca Board?

Has IC's total domination of the last two jug games (and three of the last five) really beaten C-State's expectations so low that they are relying on the Wildcat?

Here's a football question: How is C-State going to stay within 23.3 points of IC (IC's average margin of victory since 2004)?

Grastorf pooping the bed like hes done before in big games?

Yeah, maybe Welch needs to tell Brian not to worry, pretend it's his first career start.

In which he threw 278 yards, three touchdowns, and ran for two more at the Chugger.

[SJFF82]

pure genius whoever changed the poll question...

[JQV]

pure genius whoever changed the poll question...

[RedDragonFan]

Are we really talking about the Wildcat, opening up the playbook, and Pool C bids on the Cortaca Board?

Has IC's total domination of the last two jug games (and three of the last five) really beaten C-State's expectations so low that they are relying on the Wildcat?

Here's a football question: How is C-State going to stay within 23.3 points of IC (IC's average margin of victory since 2004)?

Quoting IC's average margin of victory since 2004 is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic...what's the point unless the labs over at Ithaca have succeeded in cloning players from your past?  Your team sucks this year relative to even just last year so how does quoting margins of victory back to 2004 become meaningful?  Exactly, it doesn't.  Should be a great game as both teams struggled this year and seem to match up well.  I personally think this could be one of the more interesting and entertaining games to watch in a long time.

[JQV]

Quoting IC's average margin of victory since 2004 is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic...

Your cliche-a-day toilet paper is really leaving a lot to be desired.  I'd explain the proper use of this cliche but I am not sure we have completed our lesson on puns from yesterday.

Are you a character from Anchorman?

[maxpower]

Your team sucks this year relative to even just last year

So we might beat you by less than 22? Oh well, I guess I'll take it.

[RedDragonFan]

Quoting IC's average margin of victory since 2004 is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic...

Your cliche-a-day toilet paper is really leaving a lot to be desired.  I'd explain the proper use of this cliche but I am not sure we have completed our lesson on puns from yesterday.

Are you a character from Anchorman?

Once again, rehashing crap from last year.  Instead of being unsuccessful in coming up with new clever comments, how about addressing the stupidity of your comment?

[RedDragonFan]

Your team sucks this year relative to even just last year

So we might beat you by less than 22? Oh well, I guess I'll take it.

Excellent comeback...take long to come up with it?

[JQV]

Once again, rehashing crap from last year.  Instead of being unsuccessful in coming up with new clever comments, how about addressing the stupidity of your comment?

I know each bleak day of your existence seems like it takes a year but, the pun discussion was about 36 hours ago.

Talking to you is like a martian talking to a fungo.

(Quick, who can name that film).

[maxpower]

Quoting IC's average margin of victory since 2004 is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic...

Dude this does not make any sense.

Trying to graduate cum laude from Cortland, now THAT'S rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Also: Ithaca has beaten Cortland by a sh!tload the past two years. Since after neither of those years did either roster have a complete overhaul, it is relevant to this year.

[JQV]

Excellent comeback...take long to come up with it?

About as long as it took you to get your shoes and socks off so you could check our math.

[RedDragonFan]

Once again, rehashing crap from last year.  Instead of being unsuccessful in coming up with new clever comments, how about addressing the stupidity of your comment?

I know each bleak day of your existence seems like it takes a year but, the pun discussion was about 36 hours ago.

Talking to you is like a martian talking to a fungo.

(Quick, who can name that film).

Was referring to the Cliche a Day toilet paper but seeing as you only focus on what catches your attention which seems to last 3-5 seconds, will let it go.  So getting back to football which I am not sure you will attempt to answer as your attention will likely be focussed on the first part of this post, are you actually stating that the IC team this year is not significantly different than last year?