2009 Cortaca Jug

Started by Pat Coleman, November 08, 2009, 02:08:48 AM

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How high do you have to be able to count to get a degree from Cortland?

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3 (20%)
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2 (13.3%)
3
2 (13.3%)
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1 (6.7%)
0, Grastorf will fumble every time.
7 (46.7%)

Total Members Voted: 15

RedDragonFan

Quote from: JQV on November 11, 2009, 02:46:22 PM
Quote from: RedDragonFan on November 11, 2009, 02:43:45 PMExcellent comeback...take long to come up with it?

About as long as it took you to get your shoes and socks off so you could check our math.

Yikes another good one...

maxpower

hey guys i just found out that "cortland counts." here's some bed-time reading.... I would quote some of it but it's all good, i recommending reading the whole thing:

http://www.sevenvalleyshealth.org/report/4_8.htm

I especially like the part titled "SUNY College Students".

JQV

#107
Quote from: RedDragonFan on November 11, 2009, 02:54:16 PMSo getting back to football which I am not sure you will attempt to answer as your attention will likely be focussed on the first part of this post, are you actually stating that the IC team this year is not significantly different than last year?

1) It's called punctuation.  It's used to break thoughts into clauses and sentences.  It makes your written thoughts into coherent statements instead of rambling run-ons.

2) I'm not stating anything.  I am typing on a message board.

3) Let me answer your question with a question.  Are past results only relevant if both teams bring back 22 starters?

EDIT: No pun intended.

JQV

I'll take your delayed response to mean you are searching the walls of the men's room in the truck stop that employs you in the hopes that someone wrote a funny zinger on the wall you can somehow use.

No pun intended.

RedDragonFan

Quote from: JQV on November 11, 2009, 03:52:22 PM
I'll take your delayed response to mean you are searching the walls of the men's room in the truck stop that employs you in the hopes that someone wrote a funny zinger on the wall you can somehow use.

No pun intended.

Still no answer to the question but I expect no less from you. Max you should be embarrassed to post a link like that, hell, I am embarrassed for you.  Congrats...you should be so proud of yourself. Hope you boys and I do mean boys enjoy the game.

cstate19

Where is the best lot to try to get to on Saturday morning for tailgaiting outside of the alumni lot?

Who will be there to hand me a beer when I walk through the alumni lot? (I said hand me one.  I am sure there will be plenty of willing to "throw" one at me.)

XREDDRAGON77

I would have to agree with the link about the City of Cortland.  There is not a lot of pride and if it were  not for the college, there would be no reason to pull off Rte 81 and pass through.
Taste It!

JQV

Quote from: cstate19 on November 11, 2009, 05:22:33 PM
Where is the best lot to try to get to on Saturday morning for tailgaiting outside of the alumni lot?

Who will be there to hand me a beer when I walk through the alumni lot? (I said hand me one.  I am sure there will be plenty of willing to "throw" one at me.)

I would guess either up in the Terrace Parking lot above the Stadium or across from the main entrance to the college.


Bombers798891

Quote from: JQV on November 11, 2009, 06:02:52 PM
Quote from: cstate19 on November 11, 2009, 05:22:33 PM
Where is the best lot to try to get to on Saturday morning for tailgaiting outside of the alumni lot?

Who will be there to hand me a beer when I walk through the alumni lot? (I said hand me one.  I am sure there will be plenty of willing to "throw" one at me.)

I would guess either up in the Terrace Parking lot above the Stadium or across from the main entrance to the college.



I will sell my handicapped sticker to the highest bidder. That thing gets you anywhere.

cstate19

Is anyone else having trouble typing a reply after you inert a quote (Yea, Yea here come the awfully clever "Cortland Grad Cant Figure out how to post jokes")?


I think I have parked in both lots before.  The one above the field makes for a shorter, more awesome walk to the game but wont allow me to walk through the alumni lot and say hi to a few IC scumbags friends.

theoriginalupstate

Quote from: cstate19 on November 11, 2009, 06:20:32 PM
Is anyone else having trouble typing a reply after you inert a quote (Yea, Yea here come the awfully clever "Cortland Grad Cant Figure out how to post jokes")?


I think I have parked in both lots before.  The one above the field makes for a shorter, more awesome walk to the game but wont allow me to walk through the alumni lot and say hi to a few IC scumbags friends.



cstate and reddragonfan trying to use a computer...

Mr. Ypsi

Quote from: cstate19 on November 11, 2009, 06:20:32 PM
Is anyone else having trouble typing a reply after you inert a quote (Yea, Yea here come the awfully clever "Cortland Grad Cant Figure out how to post jokes")?


I think I have parked in both lots before.  The one above the field makes for a shorter, more awesome walk to the game but wont allow me to walk through the alumni lot and say hi to a few IC scumbags friends.

I think I see the root of your problem! ;D

cstate19

Quote from: Upstate on November 11, 2009, 06:36:53 PM
Quote from: cstate19 on November 11, 2009, 06:20:32 PM
Is anyone else having trouble typing a reply after you inert a quote (Yea, Yea here come the awfully clever "Cortland Grad Cant Figure out how to post jokes")?


I think I have parked in both lots before.  The one above the field makes for a shorter, more awesome walk to the game but wont allow me to walk through the alumni lot and say hi to a few IC scumbags friends.



cstate and reddragonfan trying to use a computer...
Didnt you use that last year?

cstate19

Quote from: Mr. Ypsi on November 11, 2009, 06:37:19 PM
Quote from: cstate19 on November 11, 2009, 06:20:32 PM
Is anyone else having trouble typing a reply after you inert a quote (Yea, Yea here come the awfully clever "Cortland Grad Cant Figure out how to post jokes")?


I think I have parked in both lots before.  The one above the field makes for a shorter, more awesome walk to the game but wont allow me to walk through the alumni lot and say hi to a few IC scumbags friends.

I think I see the root of your problem! ;D


Thats better! +k!

theoriginalupstate

Quote from: cstate19 on November 11, 2009, 06:46:47 PM
Quote from: Upstate on November 11, 2009, 06:36:53 PM
Quote from: cstate19 on November 11, 2009, 06:20:32 PM
Is anyone else having trouble typing a reply after you inert a quote (Yea, Yea here come the awfully clever "Cortland Grad Cant Figure out how to post jokes")?


I think I have parked in both lots before.  The one above the field makes for a shorter, more awesome walk to the game but wont allow me to walk through the alumni lot and say hi to a few IC scumbags friends.



cstate and reddragonfan trying to use a computer...
Didnt you use that last year?

Probably...

Still fits though...