2010 Cortaca Jug

[AUPepBand]

Apparently, it has been quite a while since I posted.  Check out that signature picture.

Sweet.

Pep knew Q would make his reappearance during Cortaca Week. +K    Welcome back, stranger! It's been an incredibly odd season as you probably already well know. Anytime Alfred beats Ithaca on the gridiron... it's an odd season!

[JQV]

Certainly odd.  I am currently working on a way to blame IC's loss to Alfred on Nancy Pelosi.  That seems to be the easiest way to get yourself on TV.

[maxpower]

When Cortland's seniors graduate at the end of this season, which will they regret never having experienced the most?

1. A Cortaca victory
2. Functional literacy
3. The touch of a woman

The Ithaca Seniors and grads also have regret number 3.

Joke:

"Your side does a certain negative thing."

Response:

"Your side ALSO does that thing! So there!"


KS, did you get a master's at cortland or something?

[RedDragonFan]

Joke:

What are these?



Response:

The only jugs the Ithaca football team has any interest in.

[XREDDRAGON77]

Love the finger pointing at Nancy Pelosi!  If we win I will attribute it to Col. Allen West of Florida's 22 congressional district.  Truly a mans man!  

[Touch The Rock]

Joke:

What are these?



Response:

The kind of jugs no current C-State player has ever seen or touched.

[maxpower]

Joke:

What are these?



Response:

The only jugs the Ithaca football team has any interest in.

So... IC football players like small-breasted women, and winning the Cortaca Jug every year? I don't care about the first as long as they bring the second!

[maxpower]

I was illustrating a point to KS, but we don't really have to put "joke" before every joke just because Cortland grads are reading this, right?


EDIT: Well, maybe we do.

[Touch The Rock]

I wasn't sure Max.  I just didn't want to waste 10 pages explaining it to them.  Better safe than sorry.*

*You'll notice my lack of the "joke" tag.  That's because this NOT a joke. 

I figure we might as well tell them when we're being serious too. 

[RedDragonFan]

I wasn't sure Max.  I just didn't want to waste 10 pages explaining it to them.  Better safe than sorry.*

*You'll notice my lack of the "joke" tag.  That's because this NOT a joke. 

I figure we might as well tell them when we're being serious too. 

Thanks Touch. How is your old roommate?  Please give my best to Rock.  Sure the two of you brought a whole new meaning to "Greek life" at Ithaca.

[RedDragonFan]

I wasn't sure Max.  I just didn't want to waste 10 pages explaining it to them.  Better safe than sorry.*

*You'll notice my lack of the "joke" tag.  That's because this NOT a joke. 

I figure we might as well tell them when we're being serious too. 

Thanks Touch. How is your old roommate?  Please give my best to Rock.  Sure the two of you brought a whole new meaning to "Greek life" at Ithaca.

PS:  Notice no Joke tag. That's because this is NOT a joke.

[cstate19]

The weather looks decent for the game.  Is it really still Cortaca if its not snowing or raining and freezing cold?

[RedDragonFan]

The weather looks decent for the game.  Is it really still Cortaca if its not snowing or raining and freezing cold?

Don't sweat it. Since when it the forecast up there ever accurate?

[Touch The Rock]

I wasn't sure Max.  I just didn't want to waste 10 pages explaining it to them.  Better safe than sorry.*

*You'll notice my lack of the "joke" tag.  That's because this NOT a joke. 

I figure we might as well tell them when we're being serious too. 

Thanks Touch. How is your old roommate?  Please give my best to Rock.  Sure the two of you brought a whole new meaning to "Greek life" at Ithaca.

PS:  Notice no Joke tag. That's because this is NOT a joke.

I see it took you two posts to get this out.  Multitasking must be a grad level class at C-State.

[Touch The Rock]

The weather looks decent for the game.  Is it really still Cortaca if its not snowing or raining and freezing cold?

Don't sweat it. Since when it the forecast up there ever accurate?

Never.