2010 Cortaca Jug

[RedDragonFan]

Nice deflection attempt.  We've learned about pitchers and catchers only from observing the Ithaca student body I assure you.  Outrunning your roommate each night is a right of passage for freshman at Ithaca and from what I hear, by the second semester, most give up the running therefore the reputation.

So you're actively observing behavior you claim to dislike? Voyeurism, thy name is Cortland

Voyeurism implies watching things one likes so you got that totally wrong.  More evidence of a waste of Mommy and Daddy's money.  And the use of archaic middle english, "thy" is further evidence that the tuition was a waste of money.  Unless of course your currently working as a waiter at Midevil Times.

[maxpower]

Nice deflection attempt.  We've learned about pitchers and catchers only from observing the Ithaca student body I assure you.  Outrunning your roommate each night is a right of passage for freshman at Ithaca and from what I hear, by the second semester, most give up the running therefore the reputation.

So you're actively observing behavior you claim to dislike? Voyeurism, thy name is Cortland

Voyeurism implies watching things one likes so you got that totally wrong.  More evidence of a waste of Mommy and Daddy's money.  And the use of archaic middle english, "thy" is further evidence that the tuition was a waste of money.  Unless of course your currently working as a waiter at Midevil Times.

Man, it's like fish in a barrel.


EDIT: Wait til "Saterday," IC's gonna go "midevil" on your asses!

[Bombers798891]

Nice deflection attempt.  We've learned about pitchers and catchers only from observing the Ithaca student body I assure you.  Outrunning your roommate each night is a right of passage for freshman at Ithaca and from what I hear, by the second semester, most give up the running therefore the reputation.

So you're actively observing behavior you claim to dislike? Voyeurism, thy name is Cortland

Voyeurism implies watching things one likes so you got that totally wrong.  More evidence of a waste of Mommy and Daddy's money.  And the use of archaic middle english, "thy" is further evidence that the tuition was a waste of money.  Unless of course your currently working as a waiter at Midevil Times.

Incorrect. I used the term voyeur as an insult, implying, obviously, that you do like it. As such, it is the correct terminology. Whether you agree with the veracity of the statement is another issue entirely.

However, you have used the wrong form of "you're."

[Jonny Utah]

Nice deflection attempt.  We've learned about pitchers and catchers only from observing the Ithaca student body I assure you.  Outrunning your roommate each night is a right of passage for freshman at Ithaca and from what I hear, by the second semester, most give up the running therefore the reputation.

So you're actively observing behavior you claim to dislike? Voyeurism, thy name is Cortland

Voyeurism implies watching things one likes so you got that totally wrong.  More evidence of a waste of Mommy and Daddy's money.  And the use of archaic middle english, "thy" is further evidence that the tuition was a waste of money.  Unless of course your currently working as a waiter at Midevil Times.

Incorrect. I used the term voyeur as an insult, implying, obviously, that you do like it. As such, it is the correct terminology. Whether you agree with the veracity of the statement is another issue entirely.

However, you have used the wrong form of "you're."

midevil?  your?  Let's slow down here Cortland grads.  Start with something easy and let's work up from there.  Let's begin with a few pictures.

[RedDragonFan]

Nice deflection attempt.  We've learned about pitchers and catchers only from observing the Ithaca student body I assure you.  Outrunning your roommate each night is a right of passage for freshman at Ithaca and from what I hear, by the second semester, most give up the running therefore the reputation.

So you're actively observing behavior you claim to dislike? Voyeurism, thy name is Cortland

Voyeurism implies watching things one likes so you got that totally wrong.  More evidence of a waste of Mommy and Daddy's money.  And the use of archaic middle english, "thy" is further evidence that the tuition was a waste of money.  Unless of course your currently working as a waiter at Midevil Times.

Incorrect. I used the term voyeur as an insult, implying, obviously, that you do like it. As such, it is the correct terminology. Whether you agree with the veracity of the statement is another issue entirely.

However, you have used the wrong form of "you're."

Will try to pay better attention to my future posts now that I know you will be grading them. Was lucky to have just that as an error as I am using a blackberry.

Completely missed the implication that we must like watching Ithaca students do what they do.  Guess your post was just not clear enough.  I do notice that there was no attempt to refute the veracity of my claims. Very telling.  By the way, no one is impressed with the word selection but sure it made you feel better about the money spent on IC tuition.  Booga Booga.

[RedDragonFan]

midevil?  your?  Let's slow down here Cortland grads.  Start with something easy and let's work up from there.  Let's begin with a few pictures.


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Loving kickball beats the crap out of attending the weddings of your old buddies from IC.

                                         

[Jonny Utah]

Nice deflection attempt.  We've learned about pitchers and catchers only from observing the Ithaca student body I assure you.  Outrunning your roommate each night is a right of passage for freshman at Ithaca and from what I hear, by the second semester, most give up the running therefore the reputation.

So you're actively observing behavior you claim to dislike? Voyeurism, thy name is Cortland

Voyeurism implies watching things one likes so you got that totally wrong.  More evidence of a waste of Mommy and Daddy's money.  And the use of archaic middle english, "thy" is further evidence that the tuition was a waste of money.  Unless of course your currently working as a waiter at Midevil Times.

Incorrect. I used the term voyeur as an insult, implying, obviously, that you do like it. As such, it is the correct terminology. Whether you agree with the veracity of the statement is another issue entirely.

However, you have used the wrong form of "you're."

Will try to pay better attention to my future posts now that I know you will be grading them. Was lucky to have just that as an error as I am using a blackberry.

Completely missed the implication that we must like watching Ithaca students do what they do.  Guess your post was just not clear enough.  I do notice that there was no attempt to refute the veracity of my claims. Very telling.  By the way, no one is impressed with the word selection but sure it made you feel better about the money spent on IC tuition.  Booga Booga.

RedDragonFan, I am not a homosexual, and wasn't never chased by my freshman roomate because he wanted to fornicate with me.  On that same note, you are probably not dumb since you spelled the words 'your' and 'medieval' right........oh wait, never mind.  Then again, I forgot you were on your blackberry because I know they don't have the letter 'E' on their keyboards.

EDIT:  Of course the lesson we all should have learned in 6th grade is that there is nothing wrong with being gay, but there is something wrong with being stupid.  Then again, Cortland grads and 6th graders aren't all that different.

[Doid23]

midevil?  your?  Let's slow down here Cortland grads.  Start with something easy and let's work up from there.  Let's begin with a few pictures.

Cracking up, +K. I've certainly got no horse in this race, but I would think if there is any week a Cortland grad would want to check their grammar/ spelling, this would be the one.

[RedDragonFan]

[ RedDragonFan, I am not a homosexual, and wasn't never chased by my freshman roomate because he wanted to fornicate with me.  On that same note, you are probably not dumb since you spelled the words 'your' and 'medieval' right........oh wait, never mind.  Then again, I forgot you were on your blackberry because I know they don't have the letter 'E' on their keyboards.
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Keep telling yourself that.  They say admitting your past is the first step.  By the way, love the "and wasn't never chased" part.  Well written.

[Jonny Utah]

_{RedDragonFan showing the d3boards that he is smart enough to have multiple blackberries}

[maxpower]

"You went to a sh***y school!" = relevant to Cortaca

"Oh yeah?? You're a HOMOSEXUAL." = pretty indicative of the lack of imagination of the kids that went to the ****ty school.

[RedDragonFan]

"You went to a sh***y school!" = relevant to Cortaca

"Oh yeah?? You're a HOMOSEXUAL." = pretty indicative of the lack of imagination of the kids that went to the ****ty school.

Seems we've hit a nerve here Max and Jonny.  Crayons, kickballs are imaginative?  Nice try.

[Jonny Utah]

"You went to a sh***y school!" = relevant to Cortaca

"Oh yeah?? You're a HOMOSEXUAL." = pretty indicative of the lack of imagination of the kids that went to the ****ty school.

Seems we've hit a nerve here Max and Jonny.  Crayons, kickballs are imaginative?  Nice try.

Crayons and kickball jokes bring a lot of laughs.  Gay jokes can be funny, but you have to be intelligent enough to put them in the right context.  I'll show you how it is done.


_{RedDragonFan outside of Cortaca}

[Mr. Ypsi]

RedDragonFan,

I have no dog in this fight, but your homophobia is getting extremely tiresome.

The next step if you continue this particular line of "banter" is to request that the moderator ban you from the boards.

Even with the Monon Bell, the DePauw posters have mostly abandoned such BS (Wabash is an all male school).

[JT]

RedDragonFan,

I have no dog in this fight, but your homophobia is getting extremely tiresome.

The next step if you continue this particular line of "banter" is to request that the moderator ban you from the boards.

Even with the Monon Bell, the DePauw posters have mostly abandoned such BS (Wabash is an all male school).

This is different, kinda like SMU vs. Aggies, but I do think Red needs to move on to a new theme.  My Dad asked what this Cortaca deal was all about.  He saw me laughing at this board.

Cortland = Aggies ... Dad replied: Got it.