Official 2010 PLAYOFFS reaction thread

[cave2bens]

So, here's an off-season challenge for all posting supporters of purple-clad teams....first, identify the TWO words (and one is a stretch) that rhyme with purple. Second, create a chant in support of your team that uses at least one of those words that rhyme with purple.

On your mark, get set.....GO!

Alfred's "Pep," the musical Saxon,
Is seeking a rhyming attraction;
For his team's color, purple -
How about a slang term, "nurple,"
Toward a cheer of painful distraction?

As tomorrow is Robert Burn's night - this offering to make the Haggis, Neeps and Tatties more appealing: 

A kick to the curple, leads to a hirple;
And alters that regular stance -
But huddles of purple, giving a "nurple,"
Offers a traditional, Saxon advance!

[cave2bens]

gerbil?

  +k for imaginative stimulation, even if not a true rhyme

[AUPepBand]

So, here's an off-season challenge for all posting supporters of purple-clad teams....first, identify the TWO words (and one is a stretch) that rhyme with purple. Second, create a chant in support of your team that uses at least one of those words that rhyme with purple.

On your mark, get set.....GO!

Alfred's "Pep," the musical Saxon,
Is seeking a rhyming attraction;
For his team's color, purple -
How about a slang term, "nurple,"
Toward a cheer of painful distraction?

As tomorrow is Robert Burn's night - this offering to make the Haggis, Neeps and Tatties more appealing: 

A kick to the curple, leads to a hirple;
And alters that regular stance -
But huddles of purple, giving a "nurple,"
Offers a traditional, Saxon advance!

Pep is impressed with the effort but not quite sure the Saxons would want to be known for giving each other purple nurples; nevertheless, you've given Pep some stuff to work with! +K

[ADL70]

I just recalled this couplet from Roger Miller's "Dang Me"

Roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple

[AUKaz00]

I'll take my shot at a purplish rhyme:

Pep and the band support the Saxons,
They wear the gold and purple.
Whenever there's a timeout or first down,
The band plays a tune per lull.

[AUPepBand]

Working from cave2bens mastery of words rhyming with purple, how about:

Kick 'em in the curple,
Saxons make 'em hirple.
Give the (Saints) a nurple,
Purple, Purple, Purple!

On Saxon Warriors!