118th Monon Bell Classic

[BashDad]

[Breckenridgebear]

can y'all bring ANYTHING else to the table? You bring nothing. Zero.

We bring the women, or does that not matter any more?

There are hot streaks and cool streaks on both sides of this rivalry. If you really think anyone gives a rat's ass about a Technical College of Christmas Light Repair and Maintenance where the only thing 900 boyzzz have going for them is a football team that happens to be have a good season (Until they get waxed in the first round of the playoffs, if they make it that far), you need to get out of the trailer park more.

When I see the PINK W I don't know if it is Dabash, (And I don't mean any disrespect to these far superior to Dabash institutions), Whittenberg, Worchester State, Wesleyn, Washington, Waynesburg, Whitworth, Willamette, Montana-Western, Western Michigan, Webber International, Waldorf, Western State, Wisconsin, or one of the thousand high schools with enough creativity to slap a W on the side of a lid.
 

[Breckenridgebear]

http://www.thedepauw.com/sports/tigers-look-for-second-straight-win-with-new-strength-from-third-string-qb-1.2671787

[Breckenridgebear]

Joe Paterno thinks Wabash's helmets are too flashy, anyway. Lord knows what he'd think of the kitty-kat print.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/20/the-strangest-college-mas_n_864979.html#s281492&title=6_Little_Giants

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[DPUIrish1]

You guys are single handedly keeping EASTBAY in business.

Boom.

And you're a fool to push this argument further. Depauw is a rivalry game away from being utterly inconsequential. Thanks for making the DVDs and all, but man-- can y'all bring ANYTHING else to the table? You bring nothing. Zero. Wabash allows your program to be interesting for three hours every year by virtue of all the things you guys point to and laugh at. You're a reflecting pool that has somehow managed to regard itself for the monument built above it. And if that's not enough--that soullessness that you smugly confuse with superiority--you're currently in a ten-year stretch of willfully refusing to keep pace with all the superficial requirements of maintaining a competitive football program. Every check mark goes to Wabash and the recruiting classes are the ones doing the ticking. Get used to what's happening, man, because my guess is it's only gonna get worse.

You see a paw-print and see a cute little tradition. Tigers, get it?  I see a paw-print and I'm disgusted by the ordinary.

SERIOUSLY, debashdad??  What the hell have you "brought to the table"??  I didn't know that outside of the Bell game, you had such a rich history of playing for a national championship year in and year out.  Didn't know your program was equivalent to Mt. Union or UW-Whitewater.  I fully comprehend that we're 3-7 in the last 10 Bell games, but flexing your muscle because you have a turf field?!?!  We have a fieldhouse too, so no reason to go there.  I can give a damn if you hate Blackstock Stadium....I hate that dump you play at too in Crawfordsville.  I appreciate your passion for debash and its football program, but please don't act like you guys are holier than thou....c'mon....that's a flat out joke

[BashDad]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2007/02/28/rules-of-attraction.html

http://abcnews.go.com/Archives/video/june-15-1992-dan-quayle-misspells-potato-10952070

[BashDad]

You guys are single handedly keeping EASTBAY in business.

Boom.

And you're a fool to push this argument further. Depauw is a rivalry game away from being utterly inconsequential. Thanks for making the DVDs and all, but man-- can y'all bring ANYTHING else to the table? You bring nothing. Zero. Wabash allows your program to be interesting for three hours every year by virtue of all the things you guys point to and laugh at. You're a reflecting pool that has somehow managed to regard itself for the monument built above it. And if that's not enough--that soullessness that you smugly confuse with superiority--you're currently in a ten-year stretch of willfully refusing to keep pace with all the superficial requirements of maintaining a competitive football program. Every check mark goes to Wabash and the recruiting classes are the ones doing the ticking. Get used to what's happening, man, because my guess is it's only gonna get worse.

You see a paw-print and see a cute little tradition. Tigers, get it?  I see a paw-print and I'm disgusted by the ordinary.

SERIOUSLY, debashdad??  What the hell have you "brought to the table"??  I didn't know that outside of the Bell game, you had such a rich history of playing for a national championship year in and year out.  Didn't know your program was equivalent to Mt. Union or UW-Whitewater.  I fully comprehend that we're 3-7 in the last 10 Bell games, but flexing your muscle because you have a turf field?!?!  We have a fieldhouse too, so no reason to go there.  I can give a damn if you hate Blackstock Stadium....I hate that dump you play at too in Crawfordsville.  I appreciate your passion for debash and its football program, but please don't act like you guys are holier than thou....c'mon....that's a flat out joke

Good. You keep thinking this and we'll keep getting better players than you.

[DPUIrish1]

You guys are single handedly keeping EASTBAY in business.

Boom.

And you're a fool to push this argument further. Depauw is a rivalry game away from being utterly inconsequential. Thanks for making the DVDs and all, but man-- can y'all bring ANYTHING else to the table? You bring nothing. Zero. Wabash allows your program to be interesting for three hours every year by virtue of all the things you guys point to and laugh at. You're a reflecting pool that has somehow managed to regard itself for the monument built above it. And if that's not enough--that soullessness that you smugly confuse with superiority--you're currently in a ten-year stretch of willfully refusing to keep pace with all the superficial requirements of maintaining a competitive football program. Every check mark goes to Wabash and the recruiting classes are the ones doing the ticking. Get used to what's happening, man, because my guess is it's only gonna get worse.

You see a paw-print and see a cute little tradition. Tigers, get it?  I see a paw-print and I'm disgusted by the ordinary.

SERIOUSLY, debashdad??  What the hell have you "brought to the table"??  I didn't know that outside of the Bell game, you had such a rich history of playing for a national championship year in and year out.  Didn't know your program was equivalent to Mt. Union or UW-Whitewater.  I fully comprehend that we're 3-7 in the last 10 Bell games, but flexing your muscle because you have a turf field?!?!  We have a fieldhouse too, so no reason to go there.  I can give a damn if you hate Blackstock Stadium....I hate that dump you play at too in Crawfordsville.  I appreciate your passion for debash and its football program, but please don't act like you guys are holier than thou....c'mon....that's a flat out joke

Good. You keep thinking this and we'll keep getting better players than you.

keep it up....for a team that isn't even a perennial playoff participant.  i'm glad we're coming to that weak-ass conference of the NCAC....you need us.....this crap of beating up a bunch of 1-9, 2-8 teams every year is about to end.....minus wittenberg, the conference is not good. 

remember, you'll never be superior to us.....you don't allow women to participate in your activities.....sounds like a hot saturday night to me

[Breckenridgebear]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2007/02/28/rules-of-attraction.html

http://abcnews.go.com/Archives/video/june-15-1992-dan-quayle-misspells-potato-10952070

Seriously? You want to bring up stuff like that? Is that all you got dabashdad? I am sure your fine institution of Fish Tank Repair would love to revisit some its finer moments on this board. October 5, 2008? October 28, 2007? Open hazing during Chapel Sing? Mr. Ackerman? Freshman Beanies? You are a joke.

[BashDad]

Oh, come off it. Let's not start making jokes about people WHO DIED, you baboon.

Criminy.

[Breckenridgebear]

Oh, come off it. Let's not start making jokes about people WHO DIED, you baboon.

Criminy.

It is a much deeper issue than death dabashdad. An issue your fine institution of Sewing Machine Operation seems to be o.k. with, since it has so much faith in the Caveboyzz Rule dictating campus life. 

[BashDad]

Okay, well, I'm sure they'll give you a call when they're soliciting input on campus policies from, you know, whomever.

Can we get back to football, please?

[smedindy]

I'd rather be something unique and thought-provoking than something trite and over-done. Tigers. Yawn.

Keep scoffing at Denison, Oberlin and Wooster. You'll find out soon enough they're not someone you just show up and beat. And you know, Austin and Rhodes and Sewanee are such...powers...

[BashDad]

Exactamundo.

[BashDad]

Bear [A.K.A. LonelyFanInTheStands1]: Can we please not argue about the paw print? It's really, really low-grade. It's like the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objective_correlative of your entire program. And, otherwise, it is a *drawing of an animal's paw-print*. I don't want to condescend because I'm sure you know, but a "W" proud, red letter. Think: University of Wisconsin Not: Dexter Middle School