Cortaca Jug, 2011

[JQV]

The Hemp Store is good.  Thanks for asking RDF.  We even use punctuation there.

(I know the insults are for Monday and Tuesday and the rest of the week is for football.  But I missed the insult part.  I'll ask for some leeway.)

[cstate19]

Welcome back JQV.  I really enjoy your signature.

"Cortland Football:  Snooki is the only thing left we can beat."

Pretty accurate except for maybe conference opponents, which isn't really something IC can say.

This might be my last post before the game (might be able to sneak one in later).    Hopefully, I will get to meet up and have a beer with some of you, since I have enjoyed talking football with a few of you over the years.   I will most likely be in a red Cortland hoodie, and a red Cortland winter hat (I know, I know, not a whole lot of help).  If so inclined, feel free to yell out a "cstate19" and I will respond.  Worst case scenario, it's not me but will still allow for you to heckle a Dragon.

Hope all have safe travels and enjoy the food, beverages and game.   

[pg04]

The Hemp Store is good.  Thanks for asking RDF.  We even use punctuation there.

(I know the insults are for Monday and Tuesday and the rest of the week is for football.  But I missed the insult part.  I'll ask for some leeway.)

Leeway is allowed since your insults always are pretty funny. Still in Florida? 

[RedDragonFan]

The Hemp Store is good.  Thanks for asking RDF.  We even use punctuation there.

(I know the insults are for Monday and Tuesday and the rest of the week is for football.  But I missed the insult part.  I'll ask for some leeway.)

Happy to hear the hemp store is doing well and keeping you busy.  Apologize for not setting off my parenthetical elements with commas in my last post.  Allow me to try again.  Ithaca football, despite having a long streak of winning seasons, really sucks this year.  You're right.  That's much better.

[JT]

You Bomber fans sure like to live in the past.  Butterfield looks like it did in 1958.  Quoting the last 35 years which has nothing to do with this years pitiful results and now the last three posts.  It's Tuesday and you are already pulling out the same old tired kickball comments/pictures. Booga Booga.

Don't you guys have another season to forfeit or something?

Now, now, they only forfeited the WINS. The losses, like the one we stuck them with, remain for all eternity.

True story, Cortland's 3 NCAA wins since 1999 have come vs NEFC opponents...

Way to beat up on the JV squad red dragons...

How that game against Curry in the first round work out for Ithaca in 2008?  Must really suck to lose to the JV.

I'll take reading comprehension for 100 Alex...

My typo aside, are you going to respond to why you lost to the JV in 2008 or just deflect the question?

I'll take reading comprehension for 1,000 Alex...

Repetitive responses about all you can muster?  That SJF diploma did wonders for you.

I'll bite.

Because Ithaca had their JV quarterback playing against Curry that game? (starter Juvan was hurt).

Oh wait, that JV quarterback also beat Cortland 35-13.

Oh man you were playing with one backup? Clearly the NCAA should have postponed the game until he was healthy.  You talked so much trash that year about Curry that you would think you should have beat them with the team manager playing QB. Don't go back and make excuses after the fact. Also we beat you with our 4th stringer a few years ago. 

If I recall correctly, we beat you with our 4th string QB.

Hey...who knew Jimmy "Two-Times" was a Cortland grad...

I'm gonna go get the papers...get the papers...

Working in a Goodfellas reference is always worth a +k

[JT]

#98 Skyler Schlenker


"Well, we've got an especially dirty hippe here down on the field......" - Dick Pepperfield, Flint Michigan Tropics Announcer


http://youtu.be/ndYT-SF7b_0

Looks like the Geico Insurance caveman:

[RedDragonFan]

#98 Skyler Schlenker


"Well, we've got an especially dirty hippe here down on the field......" - Dick Pepperfield, Flint Michigan Tropics Announcer


http://youtu.be/ndYT-SF7b_0

Looks like the Geico Insurance caveman:

Or Damon from his Boston days.

[RedDragonFan]

Off to Ithaca. Good luck to both teams. No doubt it will be a hard fought game. Looking for two things. A Cortland win of course and that everyone walks off the field.

[cstate19]

Live posting( thanks iPhone) what did I say? Special teams? Corrado misses a gimmie and we give up a fake punt on 4th and 17 while they are pinned back?

[Upstate]

Live posting( thanks iPhone) what did I say? Special teams? Corrado misses a gimmie and we give up a fake punt on 4th and 17 while they are pinned back?

What did the fake punt look like?

[cstate19]

Cut Corrado now. At half time. Take his jersey.

[cstate19]

Live posting( thanks iPhone) what did I say? Special teams? Corrado misses a gimmie and we give up a fake punt on 4th and 17 while they are pinned back?

What did the fake punt look like?

****. Stuff a 4 year old could stop.

[Upstate]

Live posting( thanks iPhone) what did I say? Special teams? Corrado misses a gimmie and we give up a fake punt on 4th and 17 while they are pinned back?

What did the fake punt look like?

****. Stuff a 4 year old could stop.

So what you're saying is that the IC staff brought a bright & shiny object on the field and the Punt Return team got distracted?

[cstate19]

Corrado practing FGs at half with a backwards fitted hat. He isn't making any. Clown.

[cstate19]

Corrado benches. Cortland routing IC. Ithaca crowd DEAD. Oooga Booga losers.